After first seeing Microsoft’s slogan for its New Windows XP operating system, “it just works,” I couldn’t help wondering: what were the slogans for all the previous releases? After thinking about it for a while, they became obvious.
Windows 1.0: Good joke, eh?Windows 2.0: Still funny, isn’t it?Windows 286: Yeah, we’re still kidding.Windows 386: Going boldly where Desqview has been for years.Windows 3.0: It’s finally worth buying!Windows 3.1: It’s finally worth using!Windows 95: Going boldly where the Mac has been for years.Windows 98: More usable! Less stable!Windows 98SE: More stable! Less usable!Windows ME: Less usable AND less stable!NT 1.0: Give me more hardware! NOW!!!NT 2.0: Dammit, I said MORE HARDWARE!!! NOW!!!!NT 3.0: Which part of “more hardware” do you not understand?NT 3.5: With enough hardware, I’d work. Honest.NT 4.0: Does less than Win98 with twice the hardware at one-half the speed.Windows 2K: Works almost as well as Windows 98! Honest!Windows XP: It just works.
Windows 1.0: Good joke, eh?Windows 2.0: Still funny, isn’t it?Windows 286: Yeah, we’re still kidding.Windows 386: Going boldly where Desqview has been for years.Windows 3.0: It’s finally worth buying!Windows 3.1: It’s finally worth using!Windows 95: Going boldly where the Mac has been for years.Windows 98: More usable! Less stable!Windows 98SE: More stable! Less usable!Windows ME: Less usable AND less stable!NT 1.0: Give me more hardware! NOW!!!NT 2.0: Dammit, I said MORE HARDWARE!!! NOW!!!!NT 3.0: Which part of “more hardware” do you not understand?NT 3.5: With enough hardware, I’d work. Honest.NT 4.0: Does less than Win98 with twice the hardware at one-half the speed.Windows 2K: Works almost as well as Windows 98! Honest!Windows XP: It just works.
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